🍵✨ Welcome to Ancient Tea Spills! ✨🍵 Where ancient myths meet modern mess, and every legend comes with the hottest tea! ☕️
Hey gorgeous humans! I'm your pink-haired, tatted-up mythologist serving you the WILDEST stories from ancient times with all the drama and iconic energy they deserve!
What We Spill Here:
🔥 Divine Drama - Greek gods being absolutely UNHINGED (Zeus, we're looking at you!)
💀 Legendary Mess - Heroes making questionable life choices since 3000 BCE
🐍 Mythic Hot Takes - Why Medea was actually iconic and other unpopular opinions
🌈 Weekly Tea Sessions - Fresh ancient gossip every week
Why Ancient Tea Spills? Because these stories have been around for THOUSANDS of years and they're still serving drama! From toxic relationships in ancient Greece to family feuds that make reality shows look tame - we're here for ALL of it.
New episodes drop weekly! Subscribe for your regular dose of ancient chaos and modern commentary - because some tea never gets old! 🍵💫