Channel Murphy

Long time follower, first time creator. Been, trying to make this or a channel happen for quite some time. Finally have enough time and resources to make it happen. The direction I'm hopefully going for is more towards comedy, laughs and good times. If I can't be in your life directly then by-golly we'll have to change that.
Sure...sure, about this channel.
The "Main aim" is just to keep them happy, entertain, and wanting just a little more. "Together, only you can help prevent..." wait. that's not right? hmm. "Scruff Mcgruff, Chicago Illinois, 6 0 6 5..." that's not it either. Just help me, help you, hit that diamond play-button level. Hash Tag Million plus 1 subscribers. No more, nothing less.
ps. Scheduling may vary, depending on the workload, hoping for 3 times weekly posting.
pps. willing to sellout, for Rockstar Burner energy drinks. cough...cough.