Welcome to "BertTheBert" - an enigmatic gaming odyssey that transcends the boundaries of reality, starring Bert, a sentient rubber chicken toaster on a quest for enlightenment in a world of digital absurdity. Bert finds himself grappling with existential dread while speedrunning through dungeons made of sentient cheese. Strap in for a surreal journey where nothing is as it seems, and reality is just a distant memory. Welcome to the absurdity of "BertTheBert” - where even the toaster questions its own existence.