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Purple Platinum Garlic: Funky, Potent, and Not Here to Make Friends






Today we fired up something bold enough to punch your taste buds and your stress into submission: Purple Platinum Garlic. This heavy-hitting hybrid is what happens when GMO (Garlic Cookies) hooks up with Platinum OG — and trust us, the kids turned out loud.






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Potency & Profile


THC: A reckless 30–35%


CBD: Basically none (0.01–1%) — all gas, no brakes.


This is not your mild “run errands and call grandma” strain. Purple Platinum Garlic clears your schedule for you — so plan accordingly.






Terpene Crew


Caryophyllene: Spicy kick that chills out stress and inflammation. The only terp that parties with your endocannabinoid system.


Limonene: Bright citrus — puts a grin on your face and sunshine in your brain.


Humulene: Earthy, woody, and your best shot at resisting the snack drawer.


Myrcene: Musky herbal knockout punch — your ticket to feeling like a warm puddle.






Flavor Vibe


Imagine garlic bread — but make it purple and psychoactive. You’ll catch bold garlic and herbs on the inhale, a sweet creamy exhale, and a little earthy sage riding shotgun. Weird? Yep. Delicious? Also yep. Funk lovers only.






How It Hits


Starts in the head with a fast, floaty rush — giggles mandatory. The body buzz creeps in, wraps you up, and gently herds you toward the couch with a snack in one hand and your phone full of questionable late-night purchases in the other. Perfect for winding down, stress-zapping, or letting your brain wander into unexpected genius.






Bag Appeal


Dense forest-green buds laced with deep purple, blazing orange pistils, and so many trichomes they look sugar-dusted. This is the jar you open when you want your friends to go, “Damn…”






Grower’s Lowdown


Flower Time: 8–9 weeks


Indoor: ~400g/m²


Outdoor: ~500g per plant, early October harvest


Solid, sturdy, and grows like it knows it’s about to break your tolerance.






Good For


Stress & anxiety


Chronic pain


Appetite loss


Laughing at your own jokes for an hour straight






Final Word


Whether you’re here for that garlic funk, the knockout body high, or to break in your Sykloud rig, Purple Platinum Garlic does not disappoint. It doesn’t sneak up on you — it breaks the door down, plops on your couch, and raids your fridge.






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