Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Review | Bully Orcs For Spider Mommy

Middle-Earth: Shadow of War is an absolutely incredible experience which also happens to have the second hottest depiction of Shelob ever made, with the number one spot belonging to her on-screen appearance in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003). Put an end to the orc-upation today!

Hobbit with a Shotgun:    • Hobbit With A Shotgun (2013) - Teaser...  
Shadow of Mordor Footage:    • Shadow of Mordor (PS5) 4K HDR Gameplay      • Shadow of Mordor (PS5) 4K HDR Gameplay  
The Nemesis System Patent: https://patents.google.com/patent/US2...
Gollum Commits Heinous Hate Crimes:    • Gollum wins an Award  
The Decline of Video Gaming: https://the-super-flash-bros.newgroun...

Enjoy my meticulously bookmarked 20 minute review.
00:00 - Intro
00:57 - History
02:27 - This Weird New Middle-Earth
03:16 - Gameplay
05:34 - The Open(ish) World
06:34 - The Boys
08:56 - The Nemesis System
11:22 - Fortresses
13:06 - The """Story"""
16:56 - DLC
18:49 - Closing Statements
20:02 - Gollum calmly voices his concerns regarding the patenting of game mechanics

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