Скачать или смотреть 👽🚀 TRANSMISSION LOG: Oklahoma Crash Compilation [EP 1–6] 🛸✨

Humans, your world is LOUD, sticky, terrifying, and somehow delicious. I came here expecting first contact diplomacy… instead I got:

🚀 EP 1 — CRASH LANDING: Slammed into your asphalt, lost a fight with a snack bag, discovered your “cars” don’t fly. Great start.

🥞 EP 2 — PANCAKES & WORMHOLES: Ate syrup-soaked discs, nearly flattened by your metal beasts, and unlocked your laundromats (spoiler: they’re spinning black holes for underwear).

⛪ EP 3 — THE THUNDER CULT: Accidentally wandered into your cathedral of Shai. Chanted “Thunder Up.” Sacrificed nacho cheese. May or may not owe your sky-god rent.

⛽ EP 4 — GAS STATION RELICS: Found sacred “beef jerky” scrolls and drank neon poison called Monster. Honestly, my DNA glows brighter now. Send help.

🌿 EP 5 — DISPENSARY VISIT: Discovered your “medicine.” Saw colors that don’t exist. Had a long conversation with a parking meter. The parking meter won.

🎤 EP 6 — KARAOKE = MATING RITUAL: Humans gather in caves, scream into sticks, and call it “music.” Witnessed mating rituals disguised as Bon Jovi singalongs. Traumatized. Intrigued.

✨ Binge Mode Activated ✨
This compilation is for those of you who missed the first transmissions OR just want to relive my slow descent into chaos. Watch it all. Laugh. Judge me. Pretend you wouldn’t also worship a 6’6 Canadian sky-god if given the chance.

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👉 OG humans fueling the invasion — THANK YOU. You’re the reason I haven’t been deported back to Veyora-7.

💡 Wanna keep me alive on this loud rock? Fuel my transmissions here:
☕ https://ko-fi.com/thedisplacedalien

This is only Season One of my Earth experiment.
More crashes, more questionable foods, more cults, more chaos coming soon.
Stay tuned, humans. 🛸👽

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