Bad Advice (original song)

Funny?? AAAAA??

You’re insecure, you should be more insecure
And if you like that advice I got more
Roll down your windows in outer space
Text and drive during a formula one race

If you build your schedule around your crush and she sees you’ll do whatever she asks you to
Then she’s bound to respect you!
If no one seems to like you much, then change who you are to suit them
Be boring and they’ll accept you
Say “not all men”
And maybe then
Your father will love you

Spoken:

Behind each great man
There’s a great woman
Fucking him with a strapon

That’s a haiku, and here’s another one…

I’ll always find you
‘Till death do us part
Said the serial killer

own a gun, become a nun
Have a staring contest with the sun
Never complain, no pain no gain
pee into the wind during a hurricane

Spend your whole life dreaming and blame yourself when they don’t come true
Start a fire in a life raft
Art’s worth more than happiness, the pride is only worth it for the pain
Dig straight down in minecraft
Admit defeat
Eat shredded wheat

Be happy you’re so miserable that you’re happy you’re miserable so
listen to songs written to cry to,
and don’t come crying to me when you
Forget just how special and important you are
And if you wanna get laid
Learn piano instead of guitar