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two scousers trade insults in scouse slang calling for liverpool fc boss arne slot to be sacked -

Alright, so here's a dialogue between two Scousers, Mick and Ste, having a blazing row over the state of Liverpool FC.

Mick: "Alright, our Ste, what's happenin' with the Reds, eh? Not lookin' great, are we?"
Ste: "Givin' it the big 'un, are ya, Mick? Relax, la. It's early days under Slot. Gaffer needs time to get his feet under the table."
Mick: "Time? We're lookin' proper geggin', mate. Passin' sideways, no drive. Need a change, like. This ain't the Liverpool I know."
Ste: "Eeeeh, calm down, will ya? Every manager takes a bit to settle. Think of Klopp when he first came in."
Mick: "Klopp's a different kettle of fish, though, isn't he? Had that fire. Slot seems a bit... well, quiet. Need someone to light a rocket up 'em."
Ste: "He's just got a different style, that's all. Less of the histrionics, more tactical. Give him a chance, eh? We'll be boss come Christmas."
Mick: "Christmas? We'll be bottom of the league at this rate, our kid. Need somethin' to change, and fast."
Ste: "Have a bit of faith, mate. It's the same players, largely. They'll click. Just need a bit of luck and the rub of the green."
Mick: "Luck? We make our own luck, Ste. And right now, we're makin' a pure dead mess of it. He's got to go, lad. Time for a new direction."
Ste: "You're bein' too harsh, Mick. Support the team, support the gaffer. That's what being a Red is all about, isn't it?"
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DOESN'T SOUND SCOUSE ENOUGH
Here is a more authentic, angrier exchange, with stronger insults and references to the 'establishment' (often called "the powers that be"):
Mick: "Alright, listen to me, la. That new fella Slot's got to show us more, like. We need a bit of a spark, if you ask me. My head's proper doing me in just thinkin' about it, you know."
Ste: "Geg out, you! Are you havin' a laugh? Give the fella a chance, will ya? It's early days yet! It's them higher up, the ones pulling the strings, like. They need to back him properly, and then we'll see the difference."
Mick: "Get off the grass, Ste, you're doing my head in! They're all in it together, aren't they? But he's the one pickin' the team every week. Need to see a bit more fire, la."
Ste: "You're getting all worked up now, Mick, calm yourself down, will ya? Just get behind the lads, eh? That's what it's all about."