Why Pokémon Ultra Sun Ultra Moon Sucks

Today we'll talk about the subjectively worst Pokémon game EVER and why Sword and Shield ain't that bad. USUM Sucks!

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0:00 Cold Opening
2:07 Introduction
5:15 Part 1: What I expected
7:35 Part 2: Third Versions, Splitting Pokémon Games in Two, and the Name
11:40 Part 3: Actual Positives
13:46 Part 4: The Biggest Problem
15:40 Part 5: Things They Didn’t Fix
19:01 Part 6: Somehow More Hand Holding
22:47 Part 7: Minor Dumb Crap No One Asked For
27:09 Part 8: F*** Kanto
31:15 Part 9: Ultra Necrozma
34:18 Part 10: Lusamine
36:43 Part 11: Ultra Recon Squad and Ultra Megalopolis
38:57 Part 12: Team Rainbow Rocket and Giovanni
44:20 Part 13: The Ultra Wormholes and Legendaries
46:56 Part 14: Weird Minor Details
48:32 Part 15: Mina's Trial
50:24 Part 16: What Was the Point of These Games