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"Dialtown Bank victim of thirteenth robbery attempt this year!"
In what comes to no surprise, there was yet another holdup at the Dialtown Bank, bringing the total up to thirteen. The suspect was apprehended after cops determined that the yellow object she was brandishing was not a squirt gun full of urine.

The female suspect stood anywhere between five to seven feet tall with a lime-green complexion and a stiff-upper-lip stache, and was wearing sunglasses and a torn t-shirt. She is being booked on attempted robbery, loitering, and indecent exposure.

Local thug and defense lawyer, Shooty Mcgrovin, had this to say about witnessing the debacle:
"It's a real cryin' shame when you get these creeps off the street thinkin' they can just hold up a bank 'cause they've seen it in the movies. It makes a mockery of the whole business!"
He then drew his knife and demanded our reporter's pocket change.