Amazon Patriot S01E04 John Lakeman gives Pipe Lecture

This is a scene from the Amazon original Patriot.

Patriot, follows the complicated life of intelligence officer John Tavner (John Lakeman), whose latest assignment - to prevent Iran from going nuclear - requires him to forgo all safety nets and assume a perilous non-official cover.

John's To-Do List 5-18-12
John Lakeman completes his task: Leslie's Fucking Plate Thing
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Leslie (portrayed by Red Forman): And now to explain the core of Donnely nut plate spacing and cracked reconfiguration, my associate, John Lakeman. [Scene not shown]

[light applause]

John Lakeman (portrayed by Michael Dorman): [exhales] Hey, guys.
Hey.
Ready to talk plate processing and residue transport plate funneling? Why don't we start with joust jambs? Hey, why not? Plates and jousts? Can we couple them? Hell, yeah, we can.
Want to know how? Get this.
Proprietary to McMillan.
Only us.
Ready? We fit Donnely nut spacing grip grids and splay-flexed brace columns against beam-fastened derrick husk nuts and girdle plate Jerries, while plate flex tandems press task apparati of 10 vertpin-plated pan traps at every maiden clamp plate packet.
Knuckle couplers plate alternating sprams from the T-Nut to the S.
K.
N to the chim line.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That is the McMillan Way.
And it's just another day at the office.
Yes.

Guy in audience: How will you account for lift slippage if your girdle plate Jerries cross the prim fixture?

Lakeman: You mean the prasm span fixture rig, guy?

Guy: Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Oui.

Lakeman: We haven't been using prims since 2004.
This guy, right? [chuckling] Let's get serious.
Hunched Howzer heat rails.
Let's talk about 'em.
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this show!! Their pipe lectures get me rolling!! I had to upload a clip so ya'll can enjoy the ridiculousness of some of the piping lecture scenes. I'll be uploading more of these. Maybe you could subscribe for your old friend Zoidberg?