MUST SEE The Best of Eamon Dunphy

Here is a compilations of some of my favourite Eamon Dunphy rants. For those of you unfamiliar with the Dunph this is one of Ireland 39 s most controversial pundits he 39 s big mouthed opinionated and would argue with a lamp post if given the opportunity. Agree with him or not Eamo is always great fun to listen to. Even though I disagree with Eamon a lot I still find some of his rants hilarious. That 39 s why I 39 ve compiled this list of excerpts so that you can see what the man himself is like. There are still a great many Dunphy classics that I could not find but what is in this video is all I could squeeze into 10 minutes anyway.This is just a bit of fun so don 39 t go starting hateful arguments just because you disagree with what he said or he bashed your team. Personally I think most of the stuff he says in this video is absolute rubbish which is exactly why it 39 s fitting for an Eamon Dunphy video That said I 39 ll be deleting any hateful comments and misbehaviour by wind up merchants. You 39 ve been warned Sit back and enjoy.Here 39 s a list of classic Eamon Dunphy quotes.On Rio Ferdinand:Ferdinand is a clown. He was a liability for thefirst goal and he is always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor ofHesselink against Rio Ferdinand of Barclays Bank.a trampOn Fabio Cannavarro:If Rio Ferdinand is worth 100 000 a week thenthis guy is worth 100 million . . . . . a dayOn Luis Garcia:They Liverpool should put Garcia where he belongs in the dustbin.On Cristiano Ronaldo:The way Ronaldo clicks his heels is the most wicked thing in the game. a simple cheat or Poof ball.On Kevin Kilbane:Kilbane 39 s head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads one on the end of each leg.On Michael Carrick:Carrick was signed for Spurs a few years back for 3m. That 39 s the level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is one paced. He doesn 39 t have the personality to always get on the ball like a United player should. On the Alex Ferguson and Gordon Strachan feud:Eamon: Scots they 39 re either nice or they 39 re horrid and these two are horrid. Bill: The Scots wont like that Eamon that 39 s bordering on racism. Eamon: Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.On the very hostile boardroom at Real Madrid:Bill Bill... those directors over there are on another planet. They 39 re on mushrooms or something...THEY 39 RE ON ACID BILL On John Hartson:Bill Hartson is not a 7million pound player...its a disgrace a shambles This is the state of football today Bill. I have a clip here of why Hartson is NOT a 7million player....Roll it there Bill literally 1 second in to the clip OKAY HOLD IT THERE BILL draws a circle around Hartson 39 s arse Bill that is NOT the arse of a 7million player 39 39 On Liverpool vs Barcelona:I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that Barcelona would beat them. I 39 ve made my mind up on Benitez tonight. He 39 s a nice man but he 39 s got a huge negative streak running through him. Liverpool was terrible in the second half. They didn 39 t play football. If that was a concert you 39 d boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player. They were terrible. Terrible.On Harry Kewell:Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath a boiling hot bath.Fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to seeOn Djibril Cisse:Here we have Cisse right wing attempts to put in a cross BANG...hits the full back again BANG hits the full back BANG...off the full back again and once more BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can 39 t clear the first man I mean...what 39 s he trying to do to the full back here Kill him On Sergio Ramos:He 39 s a nothing player he 39 s like Paul McShane on steroids costs more but just as likely to get you shot in the head.Before Man United hammered Roma 7 1:O 39 shea not good enough Ferdinand and Brown dodgy Ronaldo a puff ball Fletcher and Carrick nothing players Rooney has never done it on the big stage.On Barcelona:After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that waslike a bubblebath. It was beautiful.On Garth Crooks and Sven Goran Eriksson:ha ha ha that 39 s the first time you 39 ll see sex between 2 men liveon the BBCDuring the coverage of Euro 2004:You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.