Worst. Hunter. EVER!

What's this? Mine eyes doth glimpse a tiny creature, all red and black, a lady of the bug sort! With whiskers twitching and paws ready, I go for a chase. But, oh the struggle! This wee lassie slips through my grasp like fresh litter. She's quick, this one, and armored too, I shall study her skill from afar. Perhaps I'll sick her on the Simpleton and watch her mesmerize the mottled mutt. Not a fair match, mind you; you can't outwit the witless. But it shall be entertaining nonetheless and provide a bit of merriment before the next nappies.

Meows and blessings be upon thee, my loyal subjects.

Queen Shorty Shoshobeans