Len'en BPoHC: All Final Bosses Unreal Mode (Upgrades in Description)

(10 Yabusame barrier upgrades, 10 Shion HP upgrades. Used Mitsumo's extra barrier skill for Suzumi's fight)

Whew. I did it. All the final bosses. On unreal mode. Some took one or two attempts, some forced me to switch to Hooaka and cheese the fight, and some... Were just pain.

Out of all these bosses, when using the best shot type available, I rank their difficulty from easiest to hardest as: Clause → Mitori → Tenkai → Tsubakura → Shion → Yabusame → Chouki → Yaorochi → Suzumi.

But if you were to use a normal shot type, let's say Kuroji for example... Clause → Tsubakura → Shion → Tenkai → Chouki → Yabusame →→→ Suzumi, Yaorochi or Mitori..?

Poor Clause was the easiest final boss for me to defeat... They have plenty of easy attacks to dodge, with some difficult ones mixed in there too. Fortunately, they only have one super bullshit attack, "Grand Cross".

Mitori is technically one of the hardest final bosses in the game. I had a horrible time trying to complete it with Suzumi, they have tons of bullshit attacks that aren't even remotely fair. But with Hooaka, it's very easy! Lots of Mitori's attacks can be cheesed quickly with an unfair shot type. The final spell is also quite easy.

Tenkai was pretty easy for me to defeat. They have plenty of difficult attacks to dodge, but none of their nonspells start out with immediate danger from up close, so it's easy to shotgun with a cheesy shot type.

Tsubakura is the "average" one for me. They have lots of difficult attacks to dodge (except for Monochrome Ray Spiral, pathetic spell), but it's a fight that doesn't have many bullshit attacks. The only truly bullshitty attack in the fight is their final spell, DOUBLE LONG SWORD. Tsubakura just goes full Aya mode and spams the crap out of you with bullets.

Shion is also in the average range. They're a lot like Tsubakura, not having many bullshit attacks, and the final spell being the most bullshit. Their difficulty spikes throughout the fight are more dynamic though, some attacks are easier while some are harder. Monochrome Wraith is a creative spell... BUT SO HARD!!


Yabusame is where the "hard" bosses begin, and I'm forced to use Hooaka. They have lots of bullshitty attacks, ESPECIALLY the first spell. You just cower in a corner and pray a bullet cross doesn't right above or next to you. The final spell is also super bullshit, you just have to pray a whole bunch of "tiles" don't wall you in with bullets and barriers. The rest of Yabusame's attacks are just very difficult.

Chouki was weird. Their fight is actually easier with Suzumi than Hooaka! The only problem is that Suzumi's high bomb count is useless against the never-disappearing spirit bullets, so it's hard to cheese the fight. Chouki also has two super bullshitty spell cards, the fourth spell, Spirit Prison, and the final spell, The Auklet's Cry, and the Response Thereto. Spirit Prison's hitboxes are extremely unfair, a spike will somehow damage you before it even completely reaches you, and without godlike peripheral vision, it's impossible to predict where the spikes will spawn. And the final spell just spams the shit out of you with lasers.

Yaorochi is where the "unfair" bosses begin. This fight without Hooaka is one of the most difficult unreal mode fights in the game purely because of their third spell, Cutting Dance. The hitboxes on the dirt blocks are huge, and they're so fast, it's impossible to dodge the hellish RNG without superhuman reflexes. And bombs don't get rid of the blocks either, so good luck lmao. Fortunately, Hooaka can sit on top of Yaorochi and take a few hits to cheese many of the difficult spells. And the final spell... OH MY GOD. Not "cutting dance" bullshitty, but TOTALLY BULLSHIT!!

Suzumi was who forced me to use Mitsumo's extra barrier skill. This fight actually made me rage quit multiple times. This fight is the epitome of "unfair". Almost all of the nonspells are bullshitty, yet you can't cheese those attacks with Hooaka. And almost all the spells are bullshitty too, very few of them being cheeseable with Hooaka too!! There are very few "fair" spells in the whole fight. The timeout spell is NOT one of them.

0:00 - Yabusame Houlen
3:00 - Tsubakura Enraku
6:43 - Wilhelm von Clausewitz Halcyon HISUIMARU
10:07 - Adagumo no Yaorochi
13:33 - Shion
17:04 - Tenkai Zuifeng
21:49 - Trollzumi Kuzu
26:36 - Taira no Chouki
30:04 - Ooama no Ake no Mitori