K-2SO's Funniest Moments - ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY

As a massive Star Wars fan, of course I had to go and see "Rogue One"! It's nice to see what went on in between the events of "Episode III: Revenge of the Sith", "Star Wars Rebels", and "Episode IV: A New Hope". We finally learned how the Death Star plans were stolen. But, since it's a Star Wars movie, it has some funny moments, the most of which come from a droid.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet K-2SO (sometimes erroneously spelled as "K2SO"), a reprogrammed Imperial droid with one big mouth.
Voiced and performed via motion capture by none other than the now Disney lucky charm Alan Tudyk (who also voiced Heihei from "Moana", who I also have a "funny moments" compilation video for), K-2SO may seem harsh and blunt at times, but his intentions are good and he is shown to have something of a heart, even if it is all 1's and 0's.

Some of his greatest lines include:
"Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist."
"Why does she get a blaster and I don't?"
"I find that answer vague and unconvincing."
"Did you know that wasn't me?"
"I am...taking them to imprison them...in prison."
"Jyn. I'll be there for you. Cassian said I had to."
"I've got a bad feeling about this."