The Nerevarine is late for Dagoth Ur's RPG session

Dagoth Ur has been trying to get his best friends(?) to play tabletop RPGs with him, but after several failed attempts already, he is quite frankly fed up with the Nerevarine's shenanigans and has decided he's going to give him a piece of his mind.
Also Fargoth is here.

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Transcript:
Come, Moon and Star, Come! You are several hours late for our session of Shadow the Demon Lord! I've reminded you several times this week to not to forget, and here you go again, just like last week, and the week before that, and the week before that. How often will you continue to disappoint me? We started playing this system because you complained about all the OGL tricks those mongrel dogs at Wizards of the Coast pulled, and you don't even show up for it. Fargoth here has even already rolled up his character!

I made a Goblin Rogue with a tragic past! Her parents are dead and she's super cool and I want to--

Shut up Fargoth. Did you at least bring snacks Nerevar? If I find out you brought that Skooma swill again I will have Akulakhan strike you down. You've already dishonored the sixth house and the tribe unmourned for pulling that shameful act, but I forgave you because you promised to bring several tankards of Sujamma. Oh, and of COURSE you didn't bring any snacks! Why would you have brought any snacks!? Maybe I SHOULD strike you down and await your reincarnation again just to teach you a lesson! Ugh, fine, sit down, I'll have a dreamer bring some bread and cheese, we'll roll your character tonight and we'll see if we have time to have session one afterwards.

Is it cool if I give my Goblin Rogue a magic ring?

Shut up Fargoth.