A Randland Emprise

2022 WOT Song Parody for the Dusty Wheel
by Jaime/SWPants

Original song of "American Pie" by Don McLean
Karaoke version by Sing King on YouTube

A long, long time ago
In some Turning of the Wheel
Lews Therin went and broke the land.
And now that we are in this Age
Where hating sai’din’s all the rage
That Dragon is reborn in our boy Rand.

But this news flash, it made him faint
Knew he would go mad from the taint
Went off to the Aiel
Was always stalked by Lanfear

Ta’veren of the Fielders Five,
Against the Dark One, they must survive
To heal the world, keep it alive
Ensure the next Age thrives

So let’s see
How each prophecy
‘Bout the Dragon will play out
By end of book fourteen
He Travels the world, giving all the side-eye
Asking, “Can I really trust the Aes Sedai?”
Can I really trust the Aes Sedai?”

Do you think this group did know
Forsaken would follow where they go?
Or that they could cleanse the rot?

Now Nynaeve has to face her block
And Egwene becomes the Tower’s Rock
While the Seafolk’s Bowl is their best plot.

Well Perrin’s wolfish yellow eyes
Take all the Whitecloaks by surprise
Is Ishy dead at last?
Surrounded by balefire blasts!

Rand’s heron marks and dragon brands
Fight alongside Ma-at’s Red Hand Band
The Seanchan can’t invade the land
So that the next Age thrives

We were reading:
Let’s see
How each prophecy
‘Bout the Dragon will play out
By end of book fourteen
He Travels the world, giving all the side-eye
Asking, “Can I really trust the Aes Sedai?
Can I really trust the Aes Sedai?”