I'm in Love (F*** Off Johnny) - Sally & The Strapons (1963)

Sally Sapkowski & The Strapons were big in the pre British invasion era United States in the early 1960's. Sally started dating fellow band member and guitarist of the Strapons Johnny Turner who just happens to be Ted Turner's Third Cousin twice removed (don't ask me how that works) Once The snappy sounds of the surf ended the two got married after Johnny's Father died and received a large inheritance and The two love birds got married during the funeral service to save time and money and lived Happily ever after with their Millions and Millions of Dollars. As for the other two members of the group... who cares they're poor. They were probably sucking farts out of busses till the buses went all electric. This was their debut hit in Spring 1963 .

[Verse 1]
I am just waiting for my boyfriend Johnny to come home he told me he has a big gift for me now what on Earth could it be
Johnny walks right through the door
tells me to close my eyes turn around and bend over now guess the surprise,
then my eyes bulged right out and let out a scream Johnny got me my very own Vaginal Suplex Machine

[Chorus]
my Vaginal suplex Machine It is so big, mean and black and performs its signature double pump screw attack
[oh uh oh oh yeah]
it slammed my ass and I sucked it clean
fuck off Johnny
I'm in love with a vaginal suplex machine
[mmmmm ah]

[Verse 2]
with all the stroking and poking I'm not joking
[oh oh yeah fuck yeah ah]
fuck off Johnny
I'm in love with a vaginal suplex machine

[Bridge]
Guitar break! (intense solo)

[Verse 3]
I can ride on it and slide on it too
[ooooh]
at this rate I'm probably goin' I'm to die on it
[that's true]
next I will have my girlfriends come over and give them a free sample and it can even core there inner apples
[oh yeah]

[Chorus]
I'm in love with my vaginal suplex machine its hard ribbed and fat and it performs its signature double pump screw attack
I'm in love with my vaginal suplex machine
fuck off now Johnny
I'm in love with my brand new vaginal suplex machine
[uh ah uh ah ]
oh vaginal Suplex Machine