This beekeeper’s got a story to tell,
He’s rollin’ in a wheelchair, raisin’ some hell.
Honey’s sweet, but this shit’s a mess,
Hold on tight, you’re in for some stress!
There’s a beekeeper, yeah, but he’s kinda fucked,
Wheelin’ round the yard, bees all amped up.
Neighbors knockin’, "Where’s my honey, you shit?"
But the dude’s in a wheelchair, barely keepin' it lit.
He’s rollin' over hives, bees goin' wild,
Brain’s a bit scrambled, he’s missin’ a file.
"Just wait a damn minute, I’m tryin’ to get it right!"
But the bees are pissed off, and he’s ready to..
Handicapped beekeeper, movin’ slow as fuck,
Customers yellin’, but he don’t give a fuck.
Rollin’ in his chair, dodgin’ bee stings,
Just another day dealin’ with these things!
"Where’s my fuckin' honey?" they shout in his face,
But the beekeeper’s stuck, tryna find some goddamn space.
Wheel gets caught on a hive that’s tipped,
Bees swarm in, now the guy’s gettin’ ripped!
"Shit, not again!" he hollers in pain,
Brain’s in a fog, can’t remember his name.
"Hold your damn horses, I’m workin' on it!"
But the crowd’s gettin’ rowdy, about to throw a fit.
Handicapped beekeeper, slow as molasses,
People want honey, but they’re stuck on their asses.
He’s rollin’ through hives, dodgin’ stings and swears,
But the honey’s still drippin’, even if nobody cares!
One asshole kicks over his damn wheelchair,
Beekeeper’s down, bees swarm everywhere.
"Goddamn it, man, I’m doin’ my best,"
But now he’s got bees all up in his vest!
His brain’s in a loop, stuck on repeat,
While the bees keep stingin’ from his head to his feet.
"Where’s our fuckin' honey, you crippled old fool?"
But the beekeeper’s laughin', like it’s some kinda rule.
Handicapped beekeeper, he’s out of his mind,
Rollin' through the yard, leavin’ sanity behind.
Honey on the ground, bees in his hair,
But the people don’t care, they just wanna swear!
So if you see this guy, give him some slack,
He’s dealin’ with bees while havin' a knack.
Brains all scrambled, rollin’ on wheels,
But the honey’s still gold, that’s the real deal.
Handicapped beekeeper, buzzin’ through the day,
He’s slow as shit, but he’s still makin’ pay.
So take a deep breath, and don’t lose your cool,
’Cause this beekeeper’s life ain’t your average damn tool.
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