Скачать или смотреть Stormtrooper VLOG #8: Mandatory Rest on Canto Bight – with TK-42Greg

Meet TK-42Greg — a stormtrooper placed on “mandatory R&R” after the Battle of Takodana. Now stuck at a luxury resort on Canto Bight with no orders, no supervisor, and an apparently infinite fruit cube budget, Greg’s documenting the weirdest deployment of his life via helmet cam. The casino floor is loud, the slippers are plush, and the spa droids keep trying to polish his boots.

He’s not on a mission. He’s just really, really confused.

🎥 This velvet-roped vlog entry includes:
▪️ Greg winning a suite he didn’t know he entered
▪️ A sad jazz remix of the Cantina theme
▪️ Robes, vouchers, mysterious glowing drinks
▪️ A toe massage that triggered Endor flashbacks
▪️ And a quiet midnight buffet breakdown with unlimited pudding

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Helmet cam ON. Greg… out. (Relaxed, maybe.)

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