🦎 Deadly Little Lizard ($30)🦎

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Decklist: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/QlUJJ5...

Gev is just a little guy! Look at 'im! Well now Gev is gonna kill ya for that. This deck is a jank cannon, unlike a glass cannon, because it doesn't fold to removal but rather just gets delayed by a turn or two. This deck doesn't hide what it wants to do. It needs usually four pieces to pop off and that can be accomplished by turn 4 at earliest, or turn 5-8 on average. This unassuming little dragon wannabe is good at what it wants to do, too. It's about as hard to remove as one of those little stickers you get on video game cases that never fully peel off. You can eventually do it but it's gonna take a lot of elbow grease and in the end you'll question if it was even worth it. Like reading this description this far down. Really though, why would you read it? I feel like calling you "description people" now. There is barely any content to be had down here, just woe and misery. See? Was that like Lemony Snicket? Anyway, good job on getting this far. You are assuredly one of the chosen few. Few of what? I may never know, but there are definitely only a few of you. I have been working on a script for the last month about "How I build a deck" that became so focused on Scryfall it made a spinoff script of "How to use Scryfall" because I realize that half of the how I build a deck video is just explaining how I use Scryfall and that it could use it's own video. It's in the stages of scrutiny now where I gotta look through and condense the information so that it isn't as incoherent as my thoughts usually can be. Other than that I'll take this time to mention that for some reason you people keep reading this description. It's full of nothing. There isn't even a joke this time, just me rambling. Well I guess that isn't much different than the usual now, is it? Well here, I'll just list off things I can see from this desk. Brand names and words. Lab-Putty. The Periodic Table of Elements. Great Neck (tape measure). Pyrex. Vaseline. HYPER TOUGH 107-Piece Socket Set. Wasn't that fun? I bet not! See, just like Lemony Snicket! Nailed it. Now to think of something that's a code phrase that let's me know you read this whole thing... "These opponents about to witness a Series of Unfortunate Events." Go ahead and comment that for me so that I know you read it. Or don't, I'm not your adoptive estranged family member hell-bent on stealing your massive fortune under the guise of betraying the volunteer fire department. I'm just a lil' scamp! Also join the discord. Top link ^.