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Ahoy, Assassins and Templars! Have you ever wondered how the Brotherhood survives leaping off the tallest tower right into... a pile of hay? Get ready for the most absurd and hilarious sea shanty about the eternal, ridiculous conflict!

The Haystack Landing Drill is a full-on parody of the entire Assassin's Creed franchise, focusing on the most chaotic and funny game mechanics:

😂 The baffling safety of the Leap of Faith into straw.

🔪 The hilarious overuse of the Hidden Blade in every social situation.

🤫 "Masterful" blending in with crowds (especially the ridiculously tall ones).

⚓ The non-stop, repetitive chase for ancient and often pointless Artifacts.

Grab your grog and sing along! This shanty is perfect for a stormy night or a long session of open-world grinding.

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Lyrics:
Verse I
The Captain, he told us, "First rule of the Creed:"
"Don't worry 'bout falling, just leap with great speed!"
We’ve checked all the ledges, they're pointy and steep,
But the laws of the physics we simply don’t keep!
(The Templar, he tried it! He fractured his spine!)
But we land in the straw, 'cause the coding’s divine!
CHORUS
Hey-ho, Assassins! Now what do we fear?
Only running out of ridiculously-placed Beer!
What if we fall from a church's tall dome?
Find the fresh haystack! It’s waiting for home!
A-Hah! And a-Ho! For the glitch in the code!
Verse II
We’re masters of blending, we sneak like a mouse,
We stand with the washerwomen next to the house!
We grab an old barrel, and stand in the street,
And the guards all walk past, saying, "My, what nice feet!"
(They spot you for stealing a copper coin’s worth!)
But miss fifty murders! What logic is forth!
CHORUS
Hey-ho, Assassins! Now what do we fear?
Only running out of ridiculously-placed Beer!
What if we fall from a church's tall dome?
Find the fresh haystack! It’s waiting for home!
A-Hah! And a-Ho! For the glitch in the code!
Verse III
We use the Hidden Blade for all jobs that we face,
We stab them in battle, and stab them with grace!
We stab when we're walking, we stab when we talk!
And somehow we still have ten fingers to walk!
(The Templars are furious! They want a fair fight!)
But stabbing with wrists is the pirate's delight!
Verse IV
We fight for the freedom, we fight for the light,
But mostly we loot every chest late at night!
We run down the alleys, escaping the law,
Then stop by the blacksmith to check out the flaw!
(We only wear white! It's impossible to hide!)
But nobody sees us, with logic defied!
CHORUS
Hey-ho, Assassins! Now what do we fear?
Only running out of ridiculously-placed Beer!
What if we fall from a church's tall dome?
Find the fresh haystack! It’s waiting for home!
A-Hah! And a-Ho! For the glitch in the code!

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