The Best Freddie Mercury Vocal Fails & Voice Cracks! PART 3!

This is the Japan 1979 edition!
Maybe I should explain. The Jazz Tour of 1978-1979 was Freddie Mercury's worst vocal tour (arguably). Whoever was managing Queen decided it would be a good idea to start the tour in the SAME MONTH as the recording sessions for the album, so Freddie started off the tour in not the best shape. Essentially, they toured for seven months straight with only a few scattered breaks, so by the time the band reached Japan in April of 1979, Freddie Mercury's vocal cords were just about ready to keel over and die. Any other singer would have cancelled the concerts and perhaps even the entire tour leg, but Freddie Mercury, as the champ he is, continued on to bust his balls trying to give his best performance to the audiences of Japan.

All credit goes to Gregsynthbootlegs, where I found the audio files for this. Check him out: http://bit.ly/1OPRChq

Part 1: http://bit.ly/1QM9H2e
Part 2: http://bit.ly/21orGAK
Part 4: http://bit.ly/1VMSzLM
Part 5: http://bit.ly/1RZFeYH
Part 6: http://bit.ly/29nZMvF

0:00 “Somebody to looooooUHHHHaaaaaaaave!”
0:06 “Mama, life had juAHHST begun...”
0:12 “But noOOW I’ve gone and thrown it aaaAAALL... away...”
0:18 “DIH mean to make you cry”
0:27 “Triggers down my spine”
0:31 “iiiiiAYEEEE don’t wanna die...”
0:36 “I sometimes wish I don’t hit flat notes at all...”
0:41 “SO YOU” sounds really good! And then Freddie’s voice GIVES UP on “think”!
0:47 “So YEWH think you can love me and leave me to die...”
0:53 “NEUTHing really matters...” *comes in late “Anyone can see...”
0:59 SPEAK SINGING GALORE!
1:04 “I’m a racing car, passing by like FLAT NOTE Godiva!”
1:09 “Two hundred degrees, that’s why my band has off harmonies!”
1:14 “If you wanna have a good time, just GIHME a CaAAHhaALl...”
1:20 “Keep yourSEULHF aliiiiiiiiive!”
1:25 “But I never saw my face in any win-DOH any day!”
1:30 “They say I’m supposed to tell you, not to speak-sing...”
1:34 “...Gonna be a big MEHN someday...”
1:40 “I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my FLAT, but I’ve coooooooome through.”
1:47 “And we’re singing flaaaaat notes ‘till the end...”
1:54 “Fat bottomed girls really screw up our band’s harmonies!”
2:00 “I’ve been CRACKING with my band, across the wire, CRACK the land...”
2:06 “I’ve seen every blue-EYHED floozie on the waAAaAay...”
2:10 “Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie High-Note-Flat!”
2:15 “Building a reme-dyyyy”
2:23 More speak-singing!
2:27 “Extraordinarily FLAT!”
2:29 “I want to ride my bicyCLHE!” The echo effect makes it even worse!
2:34 Freddie failed on the only two words he has to sing!
2:43 I wish this song didn’t have the echo effect on it! It’s bad enough we have to hear it once!
2:50 “Somebody tooooooo... LAHHHaaaaaaaaoooooooove.”
3:00 “Each morning I get up I die a little... BARK barely stand on my feet...”
3:07 “Mama, life had JUST begun...”
3:14 “But now I’ve gone, thrown it aaAaAHhaAallll away...”
3:21 “If I’m not back a-GEHN (flat) this time tomorrow...”
3:26 Freddie comes in late on both “carry on”s!
3:32 “Goodbye, everybody. I’ve GUT TO GOOOOO!”
3:39 “Gotta leave you all beHIIIIIIND and faAAaCe the truth!”
3:44 “BARK stop me SQUEAL I’m having a good time...”
3:52 “I’m a racing car, passing byyyyy like Lady Go-DIE-vahhhh!” Freddie’s voice just gave up!
3:57 If we counted the amount of times Freddie’s failed on this one line...
4:02 This alternate phrasing sounds good until “all away...”
4:08 Just like the worst 1984 gigs!
4:17 “‘Till the tears run down from my eyes, FLAT” (y u go for the high note)
4:25 “I’m going crayyyyy-ZIH...”
4:28 Listen Freddie, these people paid to hear you SING, not TALK! XD
4:35 See if you can count how many notes Freddie drops over the course of the next 20 seconds!
4:58 “Give me alllll your loooooove TOOOOOO (bum note) night!”
5:05 Why don’t I just let you guys listen to the whole song and see how that goes...