THE SOUL LEVEL 1 EXPERIENCE

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I BET SHE TOLD A MILLION PEOPLE SHE WOULD STAY IN TOUCH

"Have you got it yet??" ZeroLenny™ snapped at Impostor Lenny.

"Don't worry now me Old China! It's gonna be coming in any second!"

The two Lenny's were in quite the predicament. In a rather bizarre change of pace the two had quite the peaceful week. They had pretty much done nothing save drink out their entire stock of homebrew "Spice Whiskey Blends" Numbers through 1 to 100, however, they were now faced with yet another challenge. One which would truly tear the fabrics of spice space and time; one which would push the two to their true limits.

Getting a PS5.

"It's coming up in a few seconds for the pre-order now! Don't mess this up!" ZeroLenny™ was confident, bottle of champagne ready to pop in hand.

The clock struck midnight.

"Alright! Here we go matey!"
Impostor Lenny clicked the PS5 order link.

The longest few seconds passed. Nothing happened.

"...HOW DO YOU MESS UP A CLICK?!?!"
ZeroLenny™ ranted as he shoved Impostor Lenny off the computer and begun to press the "Purchase Now!" button roughly 142,784,920,915 time a second.

"Lenny, I-I think the websites overloaded with orders w-we can't get in..."
Impostor Lenny snatched the champagne bottle from ZeroLenny™'s defeated, cold hands and begun downing it with a vicious death-wish like speed.

"B-BUT HOW?!?!?! HOW DID SONY NOT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN??????"
ZeroLenny™ was livid, ready to punch the computer screen clean through...

All of sudden, the computer loaded to the Checkout Cart screen, exclaiming "PS5 ready in stock to order!"

"HOLY HOT MOTHER OF SPICE THIS IS IT!!!!"
ZeroLenny™ started punching the click button on his mouse repeatedly, smashing his desk into a mangled wooden wreck.

The computer screen loaded into a new page.

Sorry! We are out of stock! We have just had 500 purchases from "Big Gwyn the Scalper Better luck next time you massive Wet Wipes xoxo!

The two sat there in pure silence. A rather new emotion overcame them both which could only be described as a mix of unyielding rage and pure malice. No further words needed to be spoken, the two knew exactly what needed to be done; Before Demon's Souls Remaster Experience, they needed to settle a little score one more time with Gwyn.

This is what happened next.

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fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌

also lmao watch me live coz im just as much of a wet blanket there

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