Скачать или смотреть Aaron Rodgers Diss Track | Discount Quarterback

[Intro]
Yeah, they called you the savior
But all you saved was receipts
And a whole lotta excuses
Let’s go...

[Verse 1]
You threw Hail Marys, now you throw tantrums
Used to drop dimes, now you drop fandoms
Four snaps in, snapped like your Achilles
Went from MVP to NFL’s Achilles
Talkin’ all zen, but your vibe been petty
Your “immunized” truth got real unsteady
Conspiracies laced in a mushroom tea
Call it ayahuasca, I call it fallin’ off B

You went from Lambeau roars to NY jeers
Grew the man bun, but never grew past your fears
Four plays deep, like you ghosted the Jets
Left ‘em with Zach Wilson and a whole lotta regrets
Blamed the turf, the media, fate, and the stars
But bro—wasn’t nobody gassin’ up them bars

You said relax? Nah, we panicked instead
Now the only Green you reppin’ is the envy in your head

[Chorus]
Discount double check, more like
Discount double wreck
You fumble legacies while chasin’
That post-retirement check
Steel town bound, but you steel not clutch
Tryna carry rings? You barely carry much

[Verse 2]
Ain’t no bad man, just a bad myth
Woke up dangerous? Bro, we snoozin’ through the drift
Your teammates tiptoe ‘round your frozen throne
You toss blame faster than you toss that stone

Immunized? Nah, just polarizin’
Played vax roulette, then gaslit with timing
And now you suit up for the Black & Gold?
You gonna freeze up when that pocket folds

Your leadership’s vibes got narcissist static
Quoting Plato like it’s playoff magic
But the wisdom don’t stick, and your throws don’t land
You read Socrates but can’t read a man

From McCarthy to LaFleur, you burned every bridge
Now Tomlin gon’ learn what ego really is
Your locker room’s colder than Lambeau’s chill
Even Ayahuasca couldn’t force goodwill

[Bridge]
“You woke up feeling dangerous.”
Naw. You woke up unemployed
Then got scooped by a team tryna save face
Call it Steel Curtain... more like sheer lace

[Verse 3]
Went from Jeopardy to jeopardized
From touchdowns to trust downs, legend revised
You ghost young receivers like text at midnight
Talk all ‘bout loyalty—yeah, right

Wanna act deep but the surface loud
Maskin' mid-play with a thinker’s shroud
Like Kafka in cleats, but the plot ain’t tight
Every act you write ends in playoff plight

So here's a toast, to the man with a plan
To confuse enlightenment with the back of his hand
You chased one more ring, thought the world was yours
But legends ain’t built on ayahuasca tours

[Outro]
So Aaron, enjoy your last act in the Burgh
It’s a fitting finale—for a man undisturbed
By reason, by teammates, by truth or by loss
Just a spiral of ego in a helmet embossed

You ain’t the GOAT…
You just talk like the boss

“Discount… double… gone.”

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