40 Signs You're Furry Trash

Nos Hyena here with 40 signs that you're furry trash! (Well, really 40 signs I'm 40 trash). How many are you? And do you have other suggestions to add to this list?

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1. A suiter you crush on follows you back and you audibly mutter ‘sempai’
2. You cut a hole into a pair of shorts to use for your fursuit, and then forget, then wear those shorts out into public (and then everyone gives you a weird look at the taco truck)
3. You make your final choice of college because you get to be a mascot there
4. You don’t know most of your friend’s real names - because you only know their furry names
5. You accumulate an alarming quantity of animal costumes and anthro-related clothing
6. Main source of exercise is suiting and going to get food at furry cons
7. You bark or make furry noises all the time, including in public
8. Your neighbors in your dorm room building shoot you weird looks because of the strange furry sounds you make (you make furry noises all the time)
9. You can’t look at these words the same way (‘knot’, ‘toy’, ‘School of Public Health’, ‘AD’, ‘Dad’)
10. You shamelessly look at furry art and fursuit undies pics on the bus
11. You’ve been to a bunch of cities and the only thing you saw there was the inside of a hotel
12. You do trashy things in the dealer’s den like this (pic)
13. You post trashy things on Twitter like this (butt gif)
14. You post trashy Twitter requests for ‘snugs’
15. You’ve said ‘huff’ or ‘murr’ out loud when non-furries are around
16. You had one of these dream careers (sports mascot, cartoon animator, costume maker, Star Fox, resting on Nick’s thicc thighs)
17. You’ve been to so many cons you’ve been part of multiple hotel evacuations
18. You don’t have an AD because you’re a living AD
19. You visit Furaffinity for the ‘articles’
20. You know things about your ‘innocent’ friends (you may have been a guilty party as well)
21. You go to bowling alleys every month but haven’t been bowling in years
22. You’d only consider dating a furry
23. You have dreams about fursuiting or being at a furry con
24. You’ve rapped on stage @ a con about being a furry
25. You know most of the lyrics to ‘Try Everything’
26. You’ve written secret fan fiction about anthro characters
27. You recognize your friends in Twitter and vine compilations
28. You started or participated in a howl
29. You know the name of way too many suiters/suit makers
30. You don’t follow humans on Twitter, only furries
31. You try to drag your non-furry friends to a convention and they say sorry, I’ve got a Pyramid Scheme presentation that day
32. You’ve discussed very intimate details within 5 minutes of meeting someone
33. You meet someone while you’re out of suit and they go… ‘oh…’
34. You use Wayne Gretzky quotes to help inspire you to get fursuit snugs
35. Within 10 seconds of finding out what a furry was you were like ‘Yeah that’s me’
36. You never take off your fursuit
37. You go to the pet store - you don’t own a pet
38. You were way too emotional during Zootopia
39. You thoroughly enjoyed your first FA visit
40. Your parents already knew you were a furry

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