To all the Aubrey Plaza haters

By now, you’ve all seen the backlash against the actor and entrepreneur, Aubrey Plaza.

Her ad for wood milk was covertly an ad for cows milk—it was so good and so deeply funny. And of course, that kind of nuanced humor would be lost on folks who’ve forgotten their B12 supplements.

We stand with Aubrey Plaza—wood milk would be ridiculous, as would anything made from a plant. The only real milk comes from a breast, and only the breast of a different species. Like cow’s breast milk, or delicious Elwood’s golden doodle milk.

Why drink anything else?

Visit the farm and see how wholesome ethical, organic, and local your milk can be.
ElwoodDogmeat.com

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