Jim Cornette Experience Theme Song - "James E."

Parody of "James Dean" by Eagles. Originally made by Jay Weir as first heard on Jim Cornette's Drive Thru #116.

Lyrics:

James E, James E
Corny to you and me
James E
Stephen P. New's his consigliere

A Q&A podcast
With co-host Brian Last
Tell that guy take off the stupid fuckin' mask

Keep all your outlaw mudshows in your shithole bars
Keep all your cosplay wrestlers too
James E
The fans think you're so mean

And when they ask you why
Say thank you, fuck you, bye
Keep your jazz hands off my TV screen

He's had enough of Marko Stunt, the Bucks, and Omega
They're all a bunch of fools
Try a wristlock, hip toss, cut out all your flip and flop
And for fuck sake, all of you tag teams, learn the fuckin' rules

James E, James E