Heroes of Trolling - Not a Salomon Guide

What starts out with a Salomon pick, escalates very quickly and ends somewhere completely else!

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Render Clip from Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars.

Intro/Outro-song
Skirt Shaker by Jens Kiilstofte | https://machinimasound.com/music/skir...
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Song 1:
Elision by Charlie Dorey
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Song 2:
Pyromania (Original Mix) by Kraedt
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