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My cover of Billy Joel's 1973 hit. All Rights Reserved.


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LYRICS:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

I say, "Pal can you maybe stop doing that?
I'm not really sure what this is
And I'm sure that you're sweet
But you look like a creep
And that's not how you make a Gin Fizz"

La la la, di di da
La la, di di da da dum

Don't fuck your drink, what is wrong with you?
Don't fuck your drink tonight
Well I'm sure you've got reasons for doing this
But your liquor is not a fleshlight

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
I hope he's as creeped out as me
But he's watching this freak go to town on his drink
And I think that he likes what he sees

He says, "Bill, this Glenlivet is tempting me."
As his hands slowly move toward his crotch
"Well, I'm sure that life couldn't get better
Than fucking this finely aged scotch."

Oh la la la, di di da
La la, di di da da dum

Now Paul gives his bourbon a little kiss
I think he just made it his wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's got some Bombay he
Will probably take home tonight

And the waitress goes down on her daquiri
As the businessmen tag-team their rum
Yes they're sharing their drinks like they're swapping keys
Oh my God, that's not Bailey's, that's

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

Don't fuck your drinks, what the hell you guys
When did this bar get so damn weird?
Well it's hard to play piano and sing a song
When your audience is fucking their beer

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he too thinks it's neat to have sex with your drink
And forget about life for a while

And the piano is drowned out by carnal lust
And I don't want to finish this beer
‘Cause they sit at the bar with their dicks in my jar
How the hell do I get out of here?

Oh la la la, di di da
La la, di di da da dum

Go fuck your drinks I don't care anymore
Go fuck your drinks, it's okay
'Cause I'm not going to judge you for doing this
But I'm finding a new gig to play