Donald Trump at The Battle of Wounded Ear

Donald Trump at the Battle of Wounded Ear
nearly died, but our hero shed not a tear.
Some bullets past him sped
while most bounced off his head.
Powerful hairspray saved him, that was clear.

At the Battle of Wounded Ear, Trump took a stand
in ways far more dramatic than he’d have planned.
Secret Service agents engaged,
he was rushed off of the stage
with a diaper full of what he claimed was sand.
(protected by Satan’s hand)

This is what America’s all about,
unhinged people free to show up armed!
Donald wants to leave you with no doubt
our holy second amendment won’t be harmed.

Donald Trump at the Battle of Wounded Ear
crouched behind the podium, not in fear!
Lest his honor be besmirched,
for a hamburger he searched
for he said, I’m fairly sure I dropped one here...
at the Battle of Wounded Ear.
Hope this song was a joy to hear.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson