【Tensura】 I'm a Slime ("Sucker" Parody) 【uts ft. squad】

That One Time I Made A Parody Of That One Anime Where The Main Character Was Reincarnated As An OP Slime

parody► I'm a Slime
original song► Sucker 【Jonas Brothers】
mix, video edit► utsu
anime► That One Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime
instrumental► Starwixx    • Jonas Brothers - Sucker | INSTRUMENTA...  

I’m thirty-seven
Livin my days: a typical NPC
My life was heaven, yeah
Then suddenly I was headin’ to my crime scene

Life was flashing before my eyes, regretting I was so shy
I shoulda’ been more alive:
a predator
It was dark and I couldn’t see,
But then I started to eat
Don’t think I’m human anymore

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around and become stupidly OP
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I vore all the rarest of things
Bitch, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (and you)
Cos I played every FarmVille release, I make all of the rules
It’s true, I’m a slime on the move, yeah

I ate a dragon (yeah)
Enslaved some goblins and then made ‘em all sexy
I went to prison (yeah)
My Gary-Stu-Ass gettin’ tiddy on the daily
(oh, yeah yeah)

Bro this anime kinda blows
The episodes come and go
Wait, is that a hint of plot?
She’s kinda hot

‘Cos our destinies intertwine,
I’d smash if I had the time
But, baby, you’re (I’m) just a secret boss

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around seal a demon within me
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I vore all my problems away
Hell, I’ll even vore you (and you) and you (yeah, you)
That attack put my ex on her back; couldn’t stop the flashback
It’s fact: I’m a slime and a snack

I been hankerin’ for a fight
My crew is my ride or die
That blue lookin’ mighty fine
On second thought...

Think it’s time that we struck a deal
(Your) my shrek-ass could be a meal
Or maybe we could party it up?

I’m a slime on the move
Might fuck around recreate society
I’m a slime, dummy blue, yeah
Just a gamer livin out the male fantasy

I’m a slime and I’m bored, playing god was a chore
Don’t wanna deal with you (not you) or you (or you)
But I’m banking it on Season Two, hope them baddies come through
It’s true, I’m a slime on the move
I’m a slime, dummy blue


SPECIAL THANKS TO LAN FOR HELPING W MIX-CHECK AND LAST-MINUTE HELP, ALSO ACTORSALLUSION AND BROKE FOR BEING GREAT

CAST (in order of appearance)
SATORU - actorsAllusion   / hoyleryan  
RIMURU - Uts (hi that's me)   / utsito  
SHIZUE - Lan   / landezvous  
BENIMARU - BrokeN   / brokensings  

FRENCH TRANSLATION FOR CLOSED CAPTION
Laguoinze Dbz -    / @laguoinzedbz2221  
klapodow -    / @klapodow9594  

my channel is dead but This Is Fine jeeyus ive been sittin on this one for like 12 years itS FINALLY DONE BUT IVE GOTTA LEAVE FOR A TRIP IN THE MORNING SO IM DESPERATELY UPLOADING YEEHAw
anyway, stan slime Rimuru Tempest Slime-Sama-Dono-Sensei I Love You Wherever You Are and i miss you...

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