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In this PARADIGM-SHIFTING episode of Between 2 Servers, Hayden corners Platform Engineer John Burns who's desperately trying to make Spring Boot cool again. (Spoiler: still waiting)

Watch as John admits that Java is "tedious" (DON'T TELL PEETE) while explaining why his project "Spring Funk" is aptly named for both the framework AND its developers' emotional state. Turns out annotations are confusing! WHO KNEW?

From defending Grubhub's mysterious $17 fees on $12 burritos to revealing that his Gradle plugin doesn't actually DO the linting (it just... calls the linter?), John navigates a barrage of questions with the calm resignation of someone who co-organizes both Java AND Kotlin user groups.

TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Spring Funk: Accurately describing developers' emotions since 2025
00:42 - Grubhub delivery tactics: Applied to code dependencies
01:15 - When your entire personality is just saying "functional programming" 600 times
02:05 - Hidden Spring Boot gems (things nobody wanted but in a parking garage)
02:47 - The EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of developers choosing Go over JVM
03:26 - The sad reality behind KTlint-Gradle's power dynamics
04:18 - Predicting 2035: QUANTUM GOTO STATEMENTS are the future!
05:03 - Java developer who can't run a database query (needs a data engineer)

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