NPMD - All "Hatchet Town" lyric changes! (pro-shot/cameo version vs. original lyrics)

Album Version:

Boy Jerry:
I heard that the brains were soup
Their intestines were cut in two
So it's gotta be Donna!

Dan Reynolds:
Yeah, it’s gotta be Donna!

Donna Daggit, spoken:
Dan?!

Karen Chasity, sung:
Reynolds was in the school
We all know he's a local mule
Selling drugs to our children!

Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I'm a volunteer counselor!
Karen Chastity, sung:
We know he loves killing!

Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I certainly don't love killing

Everyone, sung:
Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun
And he's got a motive to kill!

Officer Bailey, spoken:
I'm a cop!
....

Everyone, sung:
Careful or your kids will end up on Karen's plate!

Karen Chasity, spoken:
Excuse me?!
Everyone, sung:
She just ate!

Karen Chasity, spoken:
How dare you!

....
Bryce's Reporter:

Until Jerry...
Went on his murder spree

Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I knew it was Jerry!

Boy Jerry, spoken:
It was Girl Jeri, that dirty girl!

Officer Bailey, spoken:
Let's kill 'em!

Pro-Shot Version

Boy Jerry:
I heard that the brains were soup
Their intestines were cut in two
So it's gotta be Donna!

Dan Reynolds:
Yeah, it’s gotta be Donna!

Donna Daggit, spoken:
Dan?!

Karen Chasity, sung:
Ziggy was in the school
We all know they're a local mule
Selling drugs to our children!

Ziggs, spoken:
Is that a crime?

Karen Chasity, sung:
We know they love killing!

Ziggs, spoken:
I certainly don't love killing

Everyone, sung:
Barry's on the loose and he's got a gun
And he's got a motive to kill!

Man in a Hurry, spoken:
I'm in a hurry!

....

Everyone, sung:
Careful or your kids will end up on Charlie's plate!

Charles, spoken:
Excuse me?!

Everyone, sung:
He just ate!

Charles, spoken:
How dare you!

....

Until Gerald...
Went on his murder spree

Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I knew it was Jerry!

Gerald, spoken:
Linda, call my lawyer.

Officer Bailey, spoken:
Let's kill him!