Скачать или смотреть Human I am cat Miss Spock: Star Trek Trip Purrs, scifi horror parody, full movie: By Daniel Fx Staal

Full Movie🛸 Prequel: Black Doors, all original by Daniel Fx Staal (c) - 1999-2025, Temporal Fur, Coneheads & Subliminal Mischief with All Star Horror Icons🐾

Welcome back, temporal beings.
The litter box of destiny overflows again.

Miss Spock — half-Vulcan, full-feline elegance — faces a new cosmic crisis:
🌀 Time loops
👾 Self-replicating squibbles
😼 The hunger for forbidden meatballs
💫 Conehead command “strategies”
✨ An omnipotent trickster who thinks physics is optional

When Trelaine rewrites reality like a bored space-god with glitter glue,
the crew gets stuck in a loop where Kirk… slowly turns into goo.

Will logic prevail?
Will Conehead remember snacks?
Will someone please find the meatball?!

Find out in this cosmic ASMR-drama-parody-poem-thing that somehow exists.

🐾 Cast & Cosmic Entities

Miss Spock — Elegant terror, purring tactician

Captain Conehead — Hero? Hazard? Yes.

Daniel — Human technician, existentially tired

The Squibbles — Multiversal squeak chaos

Trelaine — Space menace in velvet

🎧 Subliminal signals may include:

Groom yourself today

The laser dot sees all

Boxes are sacred temples

Trust no vacuum

(Just relax and purr.)

⭐ Support the Starship Scratcheprise

👍 Like — it stabilizes the timeline
💬 Comment — prevent quantum hairballs
🔔 Subscribe — or be trapped in a nap loop forever
😼 Send snacks (preferably spherical meat-based)

🚨 Lore so far

Episode 1: Infinite Yarn Nebula & Judgmental Space Cats
Episode 2: Time Loop Soup & The Goo Captain

Next Episode:
Realm of Eternal Nap vs. The Vacuum Entity

🪐 Human… I am Cat.
🐈 Logic purrs.
Reality sheds.