I’ll Have Lews Therin - Parody of "What Was I Made For" by Billie Eilish

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Parody of “What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish

“I’ll Have Lews Therin” (Performed by Audreyrosesings)

Thousands of years, still my heart won’t heal
No antidote for my timeless zeal
I’ll Have Lews Therin
I’ll Have Lews Therin

Sit on my throne, Tel’aran’rhiod
Aes Sedai worms, their power a facade
He needs my direction
I’ll have Lews Therin

‘Cause I, I
I might go for her throat
Languish in Sindhol
Aelfinn Eelfinn drained, stuck here with Moiraine
Trapped by Moiraine

There at the end, The Age of Legends
I earned my place, I freed the Dark One
No longer Mierin
I’ll Have Lews Therin

‘Cause Elan, Elan
Killed me the other day, truly my Cyndane
I see the Dragon whole, with no glimpse of me
No love for me

Onto wolf pup, who needs Lews Therin?
Silk woven words, but Young Bull’s resisting
Moonhunter’s head spins
You thought that I’d win

Fresh start for Mierin