Introducing the New Mountain Scout Leader, Big Gay Al - SOUTH PARK

The boys attend their first Mountain Scouts meeting with scout leader Big Gay Al. Al introduces Jimmy, a disabled kid.
"Cripple Fight" S05

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EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - NIGHT
Stan, Cartman And Kenny are in Stan's father's pickup truck.
Kenny's dad is in the car too.
STAN'S FATHER
Well, you boys must be pretty excited!
Your first night of scouts!
STAN
It's gonna suck. There's gonna be all
these new kids there we don't know.
KENNY
Yeah.
KENNY'S FATHER
Well, now that's part of the fun.
STAN'S FATHER
Yeah, both Kenny's dad and I were in
scouts for years.
STAN
Was your dad in scouts, Cartman? Oh
yeah, you don't have a dad!
Everyone laughs merrily.
CARTMAN
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, JESUS CHRIST!
STAN
Are you excited for your first night of
scouts, Timmy?
Cut to Timmy in the back of the truck.
TIMMY
Timmy!!!
STAN
Timmy's really excited.
CARTMAN
Yup, he's excited.

INT. PARK COUNTY COMMUNITY CENTER - NIGHT
Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Timmy, in their scout outfits,
along with Stan and Kenny's dads, in plain clothes, walk up
to the large open double doors of the community center and
survey the scene inside.
Inside the community center is rather bland, gymnasium kind
of place. Three very long tables have been put together at
right angles to form a kind of U, where several kids of
various ages are sitting in chairs. The only kids we
recognize from South Park are Butters and Tolkien.
An American flag and Scout Flag flank the head table, where
some of the older scouts are sitting.
When Butters sees the boys in the doorway, he runs over to
them.
BUTTERS
Hey fellas!
CARTMAN
Hey, Butters.
BUTTERS
Boy am I glad to see you guys. There's
lots of kids here from other schools. I
don't know anybody!
STAN'S FATHER
Alright, boys we're gonna head to the
bar. We'll be back to pick you up at
nine.
KENNY'S FATHER
You boys just make sure to obey the
Scout Leader, now. He's the man in
charge.
Just then the scout leader appears at the doorway.
BIG GAY AL
Hello scouts!
The father's jaws drop.
STAN
HEY! IT'S BIG GAY AL!

BIG GAY AL
Hello, Stanly! I was happy to see you
and your little friends' names on the
list!
TIMMY
TIMMY!!!
STAN'S FATHER
You're the new scout leader?
Al hops in between Stan's dad and Kenny's dad and puts his
arms around them.
BIG GAY AL
I just got transferred in! I think
everyone's here now so we can get
started... Come on scouts, we've got
work to do!
BOYS
Hooray!
STAN
See ya, dad!
The boys follow Big Gay to the tables and sit down. The
fathers just stand there looking helpless.
BIG GAY AL
Hey, are you parents gonna stand there
all night? This meeting is for scouts
only you silly gooses!
Stan and Kenny's dads look at each other and then walk out
the door.
BIG GAY AL (CONT'D)
Now, before we get started, Scouts, I
want to introduce you to someone very
special here tonight. He's a brave
little boy with disabilities, who proves
just by being here that scouts are for
EVERYONE!
TIMMY
Timmy!
BIG GAY AL

So, let's all give a big round of
applause to little Jimmy!
WHIP PAN over to Jimmy, a handicapped kid who takes a few
steps forward on crutches.
JIMMY
Well, hello everyone!
Everyone claps, except for Timmy. Timmy looks put off.
TIMMY
J-Jimmy?