I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All) [rare 1940s vinyl]

Get your estate in order with The Prudence Sisters in this obscure 40s vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic. The trio did in fact leave it all to their cats, a practice allowed under weird state bylaws still in place from the colonial era. Unfortunately, within a year of finalizing the paperwork, all three Prudence sisters died in separate mysterious accidents. Captain Whiskers – the cat named in the song –eventually acquired all three estates, and all royalties from this song continue to go to members of his lineage. The first Whiskers litter was distributed amongst the Prudence’s family and friends, including a fierce little black and white kitten who would find a home with jazz icon Doris Knight.

Part of Fool’s Golden Oldies Volume 2, streaming now:
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Lyrics:

There's talk goin' round the town (oh my)
Cause I got no man around (won't cry)
I've seen a lot of gents (get bent)
But got no problem payin' rent (got sense)
They've all had thousands of ways
To p*ss my cash away

So when my lawyer reads my will one day
Don't expect to hear your names!
Cause

Screw the lot of you, I'm leaving it all to my cat
You've all said a load of hooey and you can't take it back
Your mouths have written checks that your cabooses just can't cash
So when I'm dead and gone I'm leavin' it all to my cat

I know my Captain Whiskers (that chap)
Ain't out makin' whispers (shut yap)
He ain't goin' round my back (not there)
Callin' my fanny fat (don't care)
He's not spreadin' word around
About the contents of my bank account

So once my soul has left this mortal ground
A brand new p*ssy's gonna run this town!

Screw the lot of you, I'm leaving it all to my cat
You've all said a load of hooey and you can't take it back
Your mouths have written checks that your cabooses just can't cash
So when I'm dead and gone I'm leavin' it all to my cat

I'm leavin' it!
(She's leavin' it!)
You won't be seein' it!
(Not a piece of it!)

Screw the lot of you, I'm leaving it all to my cat
















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