petes birthday song

A wee ditty to celebrate the birthday of my brither Peter Rodenburg The Words and tune are my own

BIRTHDAY SONG FOR PETER RODENBURG – 60TH BIRTHDAY WRITTEN BY SHIRLEY CRANSTOUN
CHORUS
THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME

V1 THE RODENBURG FAMILY LOVED TO HAVE FUN
WITH A PARTY FOR EVERY OCCASION
WITH MUSIC AND FOOD AND PLENTY OF GAMES
EACH EVENT WAS A FINE CELEBRATION
CHORUS
THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME

V2 WHEN THE TWINS TURNED 15 A SURPRISE DO WAS HELD
WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALL INVITED
PETERS EYES LIT UP AT THE GIGGLY GIRLS
HE WAS 7 AND GOT QUITE EXCITED
CHORUS THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME

V3 THE PARCEL WAS PASSED –THEN THEY PLAYED BUY A PIG
THEN MUM CALLED FOR A BRAVE VOLUNTEER
PETE SHOT UNDER THE BLANKET AT QUICK AS A WINK
BERT ENCOURAGED HIM ON WITH A CHEER

CHORUS THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME
V4 IN LESS THAN A MINUTE YOUNG PETER EMERGED
WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT
HE STREAKED ROUND THE ROOM PAST THE GIGGLY GIRLS
DAD FOLLOWED ON IN HOT PURSUIT
CHORUS THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME

V5 MUM GAVE HIM A STERN LOOK THEN SAID ‘ BLAADY HELL’
HER LOOK WENT FROM CROSS TO A GIGGLE
MEANWHILE PETER CONTINUED TO SHOW OFF HIS WARES
GIVING HIS BUM A GOOD WIGGLE

CHORUS THERE’S SOMETHING ON YOU THAT I WANT
THINK HARD AND CAREFULLY
WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
REMOVE IT AND GIVE IT TO ME

V6 THE TRUTH OF THE TALE IS NEVER TRUST PETE
WHEN IN HIS EYES THERES A TWINKLE
HE EMBARRASED MUM ONCE WHEN THE PRIEST CAME TO CALL
HE FOUND TAMPONS WHILE HAVING A TINKLE
SO LETS RAISE A GLASS TO OUR BROTHER AND FRIEND
SIXTY YEARS HE HAS BEEN ON THIS EARTH
WHEN HE’S NOT UNDRESSING – HE’S TRULY A BLESSING
LETS CELEBRATE THE DAY OF HIS BIRTH