Скачать или смотреть DeployMeBaby.java - Music

Motivating Song for Java Devs.
```sh
javac DeployMeBaby.java
java DeployMeBaby
```
```java
import java.util.concurrent.TimeUnit;

public class DeployMeBaby {

public static void main(String[] args) throws InterruptedException {
String song = """
[Opener]
“Bro, why is the build failing again?...."
“Did you clear your cache?.."
“Of course I did!..."
“Did you kill the gradle daemon?..."
“..ah shit."

[Verse 1]
Push it up to Git, I’m committing my soul,
Spring Boot’s hot, yeah, it’s ready to roll.
Microservice dreams in a Docker cloud,
My logs look clean, I’ma say it loud.

CI/CD’s running like a charm tonight,
Kubernetes shining in that neon light.
From local dev to the global stage,
We scale so smooth — yeah, we own that rage.

[Pre-Chorus]
API’s tight, got no null in sight,
Code so fresh, it compiles at night.
Stack trace dancing, error’s gone,
And we groove to that deploy song.

[Chorus (Hook) ]
*Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,*
*Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!*
*No downtime, no tears in sight,*
*(We live in prod, we do it right!)*
*Deploy me baby, one more time,*
*Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!*
*We code, we test, we push all night,*
*(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)*

[Verse 2]
Async flow with a future so bright,
Reactive stream, yeah, I’m feeling that byte.
OAuth token on a midnight run,
Identity secured — we already won.

Got my beans wired, context clean,
No memory leak in this machine.
From REST to GraphQL, we flexin’ right,
Swagger docs glowing in ultraviolet light.

[Bridge (spoken, vocoder + beat pause)]
“Wait, it works on my machine…"
“Then ship your machine!"

[Chorus (Club Extended)]
*Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,*
*Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!*
*No downtime, no tears in sight,*
*(We live in prod, we do it right!)*
*Deploy me baby, one more time,*
*Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!*
*We code, we test, we push all night,*
*(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)*

[Outro]
“Who needs sleep when you’ve got caffeine and clean architecture?”

[Chorus (Club Extended)]
*Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,*
*Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!*
*No downtime, no tears in sight,*
*(We live in prod, we do it right!)*
*Deploy me baby, one more time,*
*Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!*
*We code, we test, we push all night,*
*(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)*
""";

for (String line : song.split("\n")) {
if (line.trim().isEmpty()) {
TimeUnit.SECONDS.sleep(1);
continue;
}

for (char c : line.toCharArray()) {
System.out.print(c);
System.out.flush();
TimeUnit.MILLISECONDS.sleep(50); // ~1/6 second
}
System.out.println();
TimeUnit.MILLISECONDS.sleep(200);
}
}
}
```