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In this darkly hilarious Edge of Tomorrow-style parody, Tom Cruise is summoned back to Scientology’s underground war room—only this time, it’s not to save the planet, it’s to save the collapsing Church of Scientology. With Xenu trending, Leah Remini suing, and Ideal Orgs being called “haunted escape rooms,” Cruise is ordered to fix it all… or face being declared Suppressive Person #1. But when he dares ask “Where’s Miscavige?”, he’s told the same chilling line Leah Remini got: “You don’t have the f**king rank to ask.”

This satirical short from Church of Satire-tology dives into the absurdity of Scientology’s internal collapse, Tom Cruise’s cult legacy, and the mind-bending contradictions of modern-day celebrity worship in high-control groups. Whether you're a fan of Tom Cruise, a critic of Scientology, or just love a good roast of cults, this parody hits every bullseye.

👉 To current Scientologists watching this under the radar: There is life after the Sea Org. If you’re questioning the system, we urge you to contact organizations like ‪@thesptvfoundation‬ or ‪@TheAftermathFoundation‬. You’re not alone—and you deserve freedom, truth, and support.

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