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LYRICS:
(MATT)
I'm a chinese mother fucker
Very fond of fried rice
And I'm itchy in my head cause I always got lice
Can't look left or right no perefrial vision
And I have to use beads when I do my division
I drive a foregin car toyota is the maker mogolians arnt asians they are fuckin fakers
I don't use metal forks cause chopsticks are better
And the girls with long ass nipples are the ones who get wetter
I make backscratchers and have bead seat covers
Chinese girls are the ones who are the best lovers
make fun of me ill go kung foo on yo ass
And in a dick race mine always comes in last
I can run up walls and do little flippys
My girl she is hot has dose two inch nippys
And she got a hairy bush where I lose my wang
My last name chang and my cuzins last name fang
I order poo poo platter when I very starving
I don't see you commin when I'm fucking driving
Get in accident I am really hurt
RI found an asia girl that I can make squirt
I use a gong when I have to wake up
Chinese bitches don't use makeup
I use nunchucks when I have to break up
And I use fortune cookie when I have to make up
I don't smoke weed but I use insence
I eat my cats but don't call it incest
I wear my slippers every mother fuckin day
You barley find china bitchs who like to be gay
I use fonage when I call the home land
My mom and dad pick rice with their hand
They be alive for eva cuz chinese live long
And we are the ones who invented the bong
We wear hats that look like umbrellas
All horny bitche like those asian fellas
I get mad bitches cause I cook chinese food
and my steam fry dumpling make you have to go poo
I am in a gang called the triads, kung foo punch bitch you might have to try dat
Cause it works good in karate fight
I may be short 5'4 is my height

(DAVE)

Turn the stove on and Cook the wonton
Sitting On da front lawn Eating a bon bon

Cook the pork fries rice
I like deep fried mice
Looking very nice but please don't stare
Always squinting because of the glare
Take a look at all bens pussy hair

Don't run too far cause I no see you I am very cheap but don't call me a Jew
Always eat rats so I get the flu
I am very smart so get a clue

Run around town saying hi ya
Lookin like the temple is on Fy ya
Eyes half closed looking very ty yad
I steal shit but am no ly ya

Always celebrate with the big dragon
Can't buy a car so I pull a wagon
I call it a Prius i like it
Americans call it a piece of shit

Wang mang that is my last name
In the hall of fame
For how long I came on your hairy bush turned it to moosh always smoke kush Ben fingers his toosh

Wake up every morning To hwatch anime
Come to jade two I say have a nice day
go to temple and have a nice pray
Bang my sister that is the Chinese waaaaay