Ep. 7 - Nothing But Pizza - The Platform Master Ulillillia

Ulillillia ate almost nothing but pizza, with the exception of Cheez-Its, in the Summer of 2011. Having lost interest in meat many years earlier, and perhaps due to the influence of an unhelpful doctor, Nick Smith AKA Ulillillia found a perfectly reliable staple for his sustenance in pizza. In this video he walks us step-by-step through his compatibility criteria for choosing what to cook, his precise preparation methods, and his famous multi-phase manual degreasing process, which helps him stay in shape.

Welcome to The Platform Master: Episodes. These "fly-on-the-wall" documentary tapes come from the vast collection of unused footage of Ulillillia that was recorded in July 2011 for our feature length film project, which has now been released as both the original Director's Cut, and a shorter Producer's Edit.

Please keep in mind that these tapes are mostly unedited and uncut, and we hope that this will create a more immersive viewing experience for those who wish to learn more about Ulillillia. Please support Ulillillia directly by subscribing to his verified Patreon page -   / ulillillia  

Chapter shortcuts that might be helpful:
01:48 Ulillillia's Pizza Introduction
02:23 Three Groups of Pizza
05:50 Factors Determining What/When to Eat
07:41 Phase 2 (Initial Setup)
09:50 Sometimes a Pain to Unwrap
10:21 Gather Up The Outside Cheese
12:10 Time to Microwave
14:30 "I keep a very close eye on it"
16:12 The 3rd Phase (DeGreasing)
20:51 Phase 4 (still involves degreasing)
24:15 The 5th Phase (almost the final)
28:05 Final 6th Phase (eat the crust as is)
29:22 Keeping the Sauce for Last
32:10 Extra Steps for De-icing

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