Can We Beat the EASIEST World Records?

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📰 Tuesbetter Newsletter! https://wheezywaiter.substack.com
Get a newsletter about stuff I'm working on and whatever's on my mind every Tuesday!

0:00 Intro
0:24 Fastest House of Cards
1:50 Fastest to Type of Alphabet
2:42 Largest Bubblegum Bubble
4:33 Beam
6:13 Fastest to Eat Cake
7:33 Keeping 2 Balloons in Air with Head

MY USUAL PLACES
🐦 Twitter   / wheezywaiter  
🖼️ Instagram   / wheezywaiter  
🌐 Website http://wheezywaiter.com
📱Tiktok   / wheezywaiter  

⚙️ MY GEAR
https://kit.co/wheezywaiter/video-gear

👕WHEEZY WARDROBE
https://wheezywaiter.myspreadshop.com
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🎥 2nd Channel    / wheezynews  
I post random, hard to categorize silly videos over here. Also a few occasionally active podcasts.

🗣️ Reddit   / beardlovers  
I often post questions on here related to videos I'm currently working on. Sometimes the answers end up in videos. Others post great or goofy or groofy discussions as well.

🎁 Patreon   / wheezywaiter  
Just a place you can support me if ya want. In return you can get
• Monthly livestreams
• Scripts and notes
• Early releases of videos
• A video month featuring a 1 minute banjo face (it's a thing I do)

OCCASIONALLY ACTIVE PODCASTS
🥬 Two Guys Talking About Lettuce https://anchor.fm/lettuceguys
🍿 In Flickness and in Health    • SCREAM (1996) made us... well... expr...  
🎞 MOVIED!    • The Rental - MOVIED! Review  
📖 Story Not Story    / storynotstory  

CONTACT
If you'd like to tell me sumpthin the best way is probably be Twitter   / wheezywaiter   but other good places would be   / beardlovers   or responding to my Newsletter https://wheezywaiter.substack.com. Or leave a comment!

🙏 THANKS TOP TIER PATRONS
Joseph Middleswart