AUCTION WOMAN - new release by KING KAOS

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☺ The official music video for King Kaos's "Auction Woman" ☺
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●► lyrics and music: King Kaos © 2025

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summary:

The song is about a guy who, while casually scrolling through his phone, decides to "buy" a woman on eBay. He hopes she's a young, pretty nurse with a heart of gold, but he's also worried she could turn out to be a granny with decades of life stories.
As he anxiously imagines all the possible awkward scenarios—like her being a mom of thirteen kids or having a suitcase full of surprises from Istanbul—he can't help but laugh at his own risky decision.
Despite the rollercoaster of worries, he's holding onto the hope that she'll be his perfect match, praying for a fairy-tale ending. The whole situation is like a love story gone hilariously wrong... or maybe right? Who knows!

Official "Auction Woman" lyrics:

Well, I was scrollin' through my phone
Just lookin' for a thrill
Found an auction for a lady
Thought I'd take my chances still.
She said she's young and Pretty
A nurse with a heart of gold
But the photo that I saw, man
It left me feelin' cold

Oh, I bought a woman on eBay
Took a gamble on my heart
Prayin' she's a diamond
Not just some ol' work of art

What if she's a granny
With a lifetime of her tales
I'm tossin' and I'm turnin'
Countin' all my possible fails
I hope she's 33, pretty as a summer's day
But I'm scared to death
I've bought a heart that's gone astray

She loves that rock 'n' roll
But what if she's a mama bear
Thirteen kids are waiting
Would I even have a prayer
Wakin' up in a sweat
Can't shake this frightful thought
Did I just trade my freedom
For a dream that can't be bought

Oh, I bought a woman on eBay
Took a gamble on my heart
Prayin' she's a diamond
Not just some ol' work of art

What if she's a granny
With a lifetime of her tales
I'm tossin' and I'm turnin'
Countin' all my possible fails
I hope she's 33, pretty as a summer's day
But I'm scared to death
I've bought a heart that's gone astray

Next week she's flyin' in from Istanbul
With a suitcase full of dreams
Will she break all the rules
Take a chance on love, or will my dreams just fade away
Lord, let her be the one to turn my night into day

Oh, I bought a woman on eBay
Took a gamble on my heart
Prayin' she's a diamond
Not just some ol' work of art

What if she's a granny
With a lifetime of her tales
I'm tossin' and I'm turnin'
Countin' all my possible fails
I hope she's 33, pretty as a summer's day
But I'm scared to death
I've bought a heart that's gone astray

So here's to love and risk
We'll see how this one goes
Hoping she's my fairy tale
With a heart that overflows
Yeah, I bought a woman on eBay
Let's see what love can do
Prayin' for a miracle
God, please make it true.

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