TF2 players when they use 100% of their brain

Welcome to MrTheWizard's Team Fortress 2 Moments Episode 5! In this episode, Spy roleplays as Tom Cruise, Engineer tries escaping with the Intelligence, and I spend a lot of time asking what the hell is going on.
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This series is a collection of clips from Team Fortress 2 that I have captured and edited together to share with the rest of the internet. It is mainly just me having fun and experiencing or witnessing something funny, and saving that moment for later. The clips can date from 2021 and as such, audio and video quality can vary (being poor or non-existent).

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Devils... Monsters by Marty O'Donnell, Halo Combat Evolved OST
Sweet Sweet Canyon, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe OST
Xenogenesis by TheFatRat
God of War, God of War OST
Soviet March, Command & Conquer Red Alert 3
Halo title screen by Marty O'Donnell, Halo Combat Evolved OST
MEDIC! by Valve Studio Orchestra, Team Fortress 2 OST
It has to be this way, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST
Metal Gear Solid alert music
Mission Impossible Flute cover
Nuclear Mission Jam by Kelly Bailey, Half Life OST
Lacrimosa by Mozart
Hyper - Spoiler, Cyberpunk 2077 OST
Supersledge, Payday 2 OST
Overwatch Main Theme, Overwatch OST
Leaving Earth, Mass Effect 3 OST
The only thing they fear is you, Doom Eternal OST
Sacrifice, End of the Line OST

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[Person] - [Color] ([Hex Code])

MrTheWizard - White (ffffff)
Silverstrike - Cyan (00ffff)
Chimpkin - Yellow-Green (d3f803)
Beel - Green (00c400)
KNR - Pink (ff0099)

Unknown/Unassigned - Gray (B9ACAC)
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Editing → DaVinci Resolve 18
Recording → OBS studio, Nvidia ShadowPlay
Images → GIMP
Other → Source Filmmaker, Garry's Mod, Blender

"guess what happens next" segment remade after the original bit created by the legendary bill wurtz
————— ► Tags ◄ —————
#tf2 #teamfortress2

Fun facts:
• there are 332 subtitle files
• SFM crashed 6 times while making its segments for this video
• the oldest clip is from November 21st 2021
• approximately 150 clips were involved in making this