TOP 25 FUNNY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION QUOTES
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1. The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. - Gilbert K. Chesterton
2. I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'. - Henry Moore
3. Let each new year find you a better person. - Benjamin Franklin
4. One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’. - John Burroughs
5. Ring out the false, ring in the true. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
6. What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's just a few Jews walking around going, "sup?" - Jon Stewart
7. I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. - Robert Clark
8. Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
9. Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
10. May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! - Aleister Crowley
11. Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott
12. May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! - Aleister Crowley
13. Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
14. New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
15. Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. - Helen Fielding
16. The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
17. From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
18. The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. - W. H. Auden
19. New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. - Mark Twain
20. If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. - Cyril Cusack
21. New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
22. Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that. - Judith Crist
23. Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? - Ogden Nash
24. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. - Eric Zorn
25. the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul. - Gilbert K. Chesterton
26. He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. - Farquhar McGillivray Knowles
27. Celebrate what you want to see more of. - Tom Peters
28. Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word. - Goran Persson
29. Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
30. We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...not looking for flaws, but for potential. - Ellen Goodman
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