Ketika Singa mengasuh MaPhilIndo ||meme/parodi ||countrygacha [part 1] ⚠darah & kekerasan-?

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⚠️THIS JUST AU OvQ...
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️⚠️This video is fictional so please don't take it seriously
️⚠️do not mean to offend/demean other countries
⚠do not mean to offend/demean other religions
️⚠️THIS JUST AU OvQ...

Translate (english) :

Asean : are you sure you can take care of them?
🇸🇬: yes of course, what kind of trouble can they make
Asean: did you forget?

🇸🇬: be careful on the road
Asean: yes whatever
🇸🇬: finally peace.. A whole week, at home alone.. With a trio of burdens

🇸🇬: enough... Weh!

🇸🇬: why are you guys fighting?
🇵🇭: Indo said he saw a monitor lizard fly, that's impossible
🇮🇩: There's a flying monitor lizard, Mal see it too
🇸🇬: so where's Mal?
🇮🇩: fishing for megalondon
🇸🇬: okay, don't fight anymore, I'm looking for Mal
🇵🇭🇮🇩: okay

🇸🇬: Mal?!

*I'll be a megalondon :')
*Mal can breathe in water

🇸🇬: listen carefully, during this week, papa and the others are working on overseas projects, so I'm in charge of you guys
🇮🇩: Singa, your finger almost pierced my eye
🇸🇬: never mind just listen, the point is you have to follow my rules and don't have the slightest problem
🇵🇭: *raise hand
🇸🇬: yes Phil?
🇵🇭: how about the flying monitor lizard?

🇸🇬: I'm going to the lab, you guys don't go in there
🇮🇩: he's not a good nanny looks at PhilMal are you ok guys?
🇵🇭: *cries :')

The next day at school

Me : ok for this week's assignment, we will have practice, then make a group of 3 people
🇵🇭: luckily it's not a suicide practice
🇮🇩: yes, fortunately it's not a suic-

🇮🇩: ok this is just mixed right?
🇵🇭: yes but just a drop
🇮🇩: *mix everything

🇮🇩: the color is aesthetic
🇵🇭: I told you just a drop weh
🇮🇩: yeah sorry
🇵🇭: what's wrong Mal?
🇲🇾: ...our hair is aesthetic
🇮🇩: anyone want to try this?
🇵🇭: hmm I still love my life
🇲🇾: me too
🇮🇩: uh, how about we just give this to Singa?
🇵🇭: good idea, we can give this to his drink
🇮🇩🇲🇾: agree

🇮🇩: Singa, I make monitor lizard egg juice for you
🇸🇬: thanks drinks and coughs why is it so salty?
🇮🇩: maybe because I put too much petrol in the drink
🇸🇬: *fainted
🇮🇩: innalillahi-

🇲🇾: Singa is still alive
🇮🇩: well.. why is he still alive
🇸🇬: oh Hi my favorite trio
🇮🇩: favorite trio..?
🇸🇬: what? Are you all right?
🇵🇭: *fainted
🇸🇬: are you okay?? Are you sick!? Call an ambulance now!!

🇵🇭: it's our fault, Singa is so...caring but scary
🇲🇾: maybe we should experiment again to find the cure
🇸🇬: MaPhilIndo! Let's eat first
🇵🇭: maybe it's not too bad, Singa is taking good care of us

🇸🇬: do you like it?
🇮🇩: yeah your cooking is even better than papa's cooking
🇵🇭: yes it's delicious, unfortunately my hair always bothers me when I'm eating

🇸🇬: combing Phil's hair this way, your hair won't bother you anymore when you eating

🇮🇩: okay this time we have to be serious
🇵🇭: *nods
🇮🇩: *does the same mistake

🇵🇭: weh come on seriously
🇮🇩: yeah sorry, my hands are itching to make an explosion
🇵🇭: (if it's like this when will Singa recover, you Indo monitor lizard)

🇮🇩: is that Mal's voice?
🇵🇭: I dunno but let's go there

🇮🇩: Singa, what's happened? Why is Mal crying?
🇸🇬: I accidentally dropped his milo, come on Mal I'm sorry

🇸🇬: okay, let's not sulk anymore, do you want to go to the park to play?
🇲🇾: what are we doing there? Want to steal a garden chair?
🇸🇬: just play, let's get some fresh air
🇲🇾: yes whatever

🇮🇩: who wants to try this?
🇵🇭: the person holding the bottle now
🇮🇩: okay.. drink it doesn't have any effect, but it tastes like expired milk

🇮🇩: something wrong?
🇵🇭: ...
🇮🇩: something wrong with my hair? touches his head and is shocked

(In short, Indo and Phil argue here because Phil doesn't fit to wear the hijab, because he's a guy, right :'))

//You know ? I just translated it so sorry if there are mistakes OwO
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Karakter/Country:

Indonesia 🇮🇩
Malaysia 🇲🇾
Filipina🇵🇭
Asean
Singapura🇸🇬

Author (Bunbun vers)
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Ib/Credit :
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[Ingatlah bahwa aku berada di tim netral dalam hal ship //mendukung semua ship]

[Keep in mind that I am in the neutral team in terms of ship //support all ships]

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Enjoy✨

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