Before He Cheats - A Teacher Parody

A parody of Carrie Underwood's video "Before He Cheats" from a teacher's perspective dealing with a cheating student in her school.

Lyrics & Video Production by Jim McKenzie
Performed by Kristen Huish

LYRICS:
Right now, he's probably up typing that four page report, and its due tomorrow morning.

Right now, he's probably thinking he can't get all of it done, so he'll search Pink Monkey.

Right now, he's probably up copying with a mouse-click, pasting in what he found on Google!

And he don't know....

That I'll write in red onto the side of his neatly written essay -- "plagiarized,"

Mark my grade there too as a letter "D."

I took a detention referral on which to write,

"Stay at school for four more hours...."

Maybe next time he'll think, before he cheats....

Right now, he's probably up studying some white-cell lecture for Mrs. Snodgrass physiology.

Right now, he's probably saying "I'm sunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna fail biology.

Right now, he's probably typing in 3 pages worth of notes in his cell phone...

But he don't know....

That I'll write in red onto the side of his neatly written test -- "you compromised,"

Mark my grade there too as a letter "D."

I took a detention referral on which to write,

"Stay at school for four more hours...."

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats....

I might saved a little trouble for the next teacher,

Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No..... not on me....

'Cause I'll write in red onto the side of his neatly written essay -- "plagiarized,"

Mark my grade there too as a letter "D."

I took a detention referral on which to write,

"Stay at school for four more hours...."

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh...maybe next time he'll think..... before he cheats...

Ohhh.... Before he cheats....