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"Kyyle plays live music, talks about why voting is important, dad jokes about Fridays, naked spearfishing involving Matt Damon, Leo DiCaprio and David Schwimmer, sings with his brother (Kayris), fan interactions, messages of positivity and idle chit-chat nonsense all wrapped in theme songs about crunchy bread nuggets."

EP: #89 – “Vote”
Friday June 12, 2020
It’s a boid… It’s a pwane… No, it’s #KyyleLive!

Combining his love for radio, cartoons, introspection and live music, Kyyle Cort hosts an hour-long internet safari set in the land of Croutonia (his home studio). Viewers are treated to self-written songs, the occasional cover tune (in the “style of Kyyle”), silly podcast segments, special guestsss and daily thoughts of positivity.

Don’t be surprised to catch poorly executed Strong Bad E-mail character impressions, forgetful bartenders, dad jokes, interactions with FB Live fans who refer to themselves as “Croutons” and the occasional appearance by actor, Matt Damon (not really).

Accompanied by his brother and bandmate, co-host Kayris routinely garners standing ovations and keeps Kyyle’s beer cold. His quiet off-screen producer, Marque (way better than Mark or Marc), keeps Kyyle on track and takes the blame when things go awry.

If you’re a fan of “story time and/or idle-chit-chat nonsense” relating to Kyyle’s junior varsity rock star career (he was on the practice squad), then you’re in the right place.

Sit back and enjoy 60 minutes of low-budget grandiosity!

And…croutons. (You gotta have the croutons)

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Disclaimer:
All theme music, voiceovers and songs were performed by Kyyle Cort and/or Kayris Cort except for those listed in the attributions below.

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Episode #89 Attributions:

“Almost”
Original Artist: Superfekta
Released: December 19, 2009
Written by: Kyyle Cort
Label: Self-Released

“El Stupido”
Original Artist: Superfekta
Released: No studio recordings have been released
Written by: Kris Cort
Label: Self-Released

“Anywhere”
Original Artist: Kyyle Cort
Released: December 30, 2019
Written by: Kyyle Cort
Label: Self-Released

“Chad”
Original Artist: Superfekta
Released: August 2004
Written by: Kyyle Cort
Label: Self-Released

“Never Enough”
Original Artist: Superfekta
Released: December 6, 2014
Written by: Kyyle Cort
Label: Self-Released

“Chloe (INSTRUMENTAL JAM)”
Original Artist: Mother Love Bone
Released: March 20, 1989
Written by: Jeff Ament, Bruce Fairweather, Greg Gilmore, Stone Gossard, Andrew Wood
Label: Stardog / Mercury

“Matt Damon (Wayne Gretzky Parody)”
Original Artist: Goldfinger
Released: May 7, 2002
Written by: Darrin Pfiefer
Label: Mojo / Jive

“Escape”
Original Artist: Superfekta
Released: July 14, 2019
Written by: Kyyle Cort, Mike Bissell
Label: Self-Released